Hey, did you know?
There was supposedly a volleyball team called the Witches of the East a long time ago.
What's that about?
I don't really know.
Doesn't it mean they used magic?
You can't use magic in sports!
Well you can't use magic in the first place...
So they cosplayed as magical girls or something?
They don't cosplay in the Olympics!
It's a special rule you'd find only here in the land of Japanimation.
There's no such rule!
Come to think of it, magical girls are always girls and never guys, right?
That's why they call them magical girls!
I wouldn't mind some magical boys.
Even if there was a magical high school boy!
Wasn't there that Something-Potter guy?
He's a magical high school boy.
When you put it that way, it kinda ruins it.
Potter's probably some guy locked in his own room, lazing around
and wearing panties on his head.
No, he isn't!
I'm sure he does!
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
We will start singing of our dreams of a journey
ta
bi
da
tsu
yu
me
wo
ka
na
de
ha
ji
me
saisho no peeji hiraite
and read the first page of our story
sa
i
sho
no
pee
ji
hi
rai
te
donna takara yori kagayaku mono mitsuketa
I found something that glitters brighter than any chest of gold
do
nna
ta
ka
ra
yo
ri
ka
ga
ya
ku
mo
no
mi
tsu
ke
ta
furikaereba hora
When I turn around
fu
ri
ka
e
re
ba
ho
ra
baka mitai ni warau kao ga doko made mo susumaseru
I see your face as it laughs stupidly, and it spurs me on forever
ba
ka
mi
ta
i
ni
wa
ra
u
ka
o
ga
do
ko
ma
de
mo
su
ma
se
ru
kono semai heya de kaita monogatari ga
The story I wrote in this cramped, little room
ko
no
se
ma
i
he
ya
de
ka
i
ta
mo
no
ga
ta
ri
ga
tsumugu shousetsu no puroroogu
is the prologue of our story together
tsu
mu
gu
shou
se
tsu
no
pu
ro
roo
gu
oozora e todokisou na supiido de
oo
With a speed that seemed to reach the clouds in the sky
zo
ra
e
to
do
ki
sou
na
su
pii
do
de
kaji mo torazu hashittekita
I ran without ever knowing where it would lead me
ka
ji
mo
to
ra
zu
ha
shi
tte
ki
ta
tabidatsu yume wo kanadehajime
We will start singing of our dreams of a journey
ta
bi
da
tsu
yu
me
wo
ka
na
de
ha
ji
me
tsugi no peeji wo hiraki
and read from the pages to come
ts
ugi
no
pee
ji
wo
hi
raki
hatenaku tsuzuku yume no umi e
Not knowing if the endless ocean of our dreams
ha
te
na
ku
tsu
zu
ku
yu
me
no
u
mi
e
hikari ka yami ka wakarazu ni
is shrouded in darkness or light
hi
ka
ri
ka
ya
mi
ka
wa
ka
ra
zu
ni
ichido kiri no bokutachi no tabi
we look for more pages to fill our story in it
i
chi
do
ki
ri
no
bo
ku
ta
chi
no
ta
bi
tsugi no peeji wo sagashite
as we enjoy the journey we can only go on once
ts
ugi
no
pee
ji
wo
sa
ga
shi
te
High School Boys and the Holy Night
She threw that block at us!
She really wants to kill us!
Argh!
She's screaming nonsense, guys.
She definitely wants to kill us.
It all started on December 24th,
when Hidenori, who had come over to Yoshtake's house to hang out,
casually blurted out a few words to his older sister.
You're always home on Christmas, aren't you?
But I didn't mean it like that!
I thought she was a kinder and cooler person than this!
Are you kidding? She's crazier than me!
You know the girls who shaved off Motoharu's beard—his goatee?
Well, she's the ringleader!
Yoshitake!
I lost them, huh?
There are couples everywhere!
I'm embarrassed!
I'm so pitiful.
How did I end up like this?
Um, this won't solve your problem, but..
I could pretend to be your boyfriend...
Are you retarded?!
Jeez, what's with him?
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Don't sing!
Daily Lives of... High School Boys.
Class 2-A
High School Boys and the New Semester
Mornin'.
Sup.
Long time no see.
Both gargling
and washing your
hands are important!
Yoshitake, did you visit the shrine for New Years?
No, I didn't.
Yeah, there's no reason to go.
What did you do over winter break?
I played video games.
Video games?
Which ones?
Well, you probably wouldn't know them.
It's called Sher*ock Holmes, for the NES.
Oh, that action game where you fight by kicking?
If you touch the townspeople, you'll get a combo attack that ends in instant death.
The game is so bad that the trick to winning is hitting "continue".
How do you know that much?!
Why were old games so unreasonably hard?
So that if you clear it, you can be proud.
That's what games are all about.
That sounds pretty cool!
Have you ever played the ninja game "The Legend ** Kage"?
No, I haven't.
Nope.
No.
This sense of loneliness is why I don't like the NES.
High school boys don't play NES games nowadays.
Hey, didn't the wind just now...
sound like it was saying "Miso grilled tofu"?
Oh, the teacher's coming.
Good morning.
Both gargling
and washing your
hands are important!
Hey, about those printouts I handed out at the end of the term...
There was an error in them.
I tried to spread the word about it...
But it looks like I forgot to contact your group.
It's still winter break
new term starts tomorrow
I'm sorry!
It's still winter break
new term starts tomorrow
I'm sorry!
Hey, get back here!
Daily Lives of High School Boys.
High School Boys and Little Sister's Troubles
Tadakuni's little sister...
Why is she at North High?
Actually,
there's something I need to ask you.
Ask us?
Did something happen?
Yeah.
I was confessed to at school.
Really?
Oh, good for you.
But I turned him down for various reasons.
Oh, I see.
And so?
And then...
he hit me.
And so...
he called me out again today.
Would you help me out?
That's quite a scary story.
I'll go.
Wait a minute.
Hey, do you know why he hit you?
We got into a fight.
I see.
You should do something about that yourself.
Yeah.
No way!
Please cut me some slack!
Karasawa, you're the only one I can ask!
Even if us older guys came, it would change nothing.
I understand.
Excuse me.
Why did it end up like this?
Ugh.
My stomach hurts. I don't wanna do this...
There's nothing I can do.
If he hits me, I'll just hit him back.
And keep on hitting him.
I'm sorry.
I'm a bad person too, sometimes.
As expected, there wasn't a problem.
We were worried for nothing.
Were you listening?!
Worried for nothing, huh?
Shit, I couldn't be a hero!
At least try to disguise yourself!
Her brother (Tadakuni)
didn't know about this incident
Daily Lives of High School Boys.
High School Boys and Ringo's Troubles
Ringo... Miss Ringo.
How... may we help you?
There something I want to ask.
Is that okay?
We're not really counselors or anything.
Please be quiet in the hallway!
Are there rumors going around that we are?
Lately,
my friends have been calling me "shorty."
Am I really that tiny?
You're completely average.
At the very least, men don't care about height.
You guys are too considerate so I can't really trust your opinion.
Where's the idiot President?
He's in the next classroom over.
I'll ask him.
The President'll get his ass kicked.
Please wait!
No really, you're normal!
It's not something to worry about!
I know!
Let's do a quiz!
How old is our vice president?
28?
Are you serious?
I'm 17.
No way, you're younger than me?!
Wow, I'm surprised.
Um, wait.
Question number two! In Japan, are there more upward slopes or downward slopes?
Huh?
Well, there's a lot of mountains in Japan, so upward...
Oh, that's not right.
Um...
Um..
They're the same thing!
What're you trying to pull?
Meow.
Did you hear a cat just now?
Please
be quiet
in the
hallway!
Now searching
for a Basketball
Club Manager!
Now searching
for a Basketball
Club Manager!
Yes.
Is it nearby?
Meow, meow.
It's definitely close!
Here, kitty!
Meow.
It was you!?
What's with you guys?
Oh, it's been a while, Ringo.
What's wrong?
Dragon Quest 6 is really good
Do you think I'm tiny?
Crap.
You are you.
I think you're wonderful just the way you are.
Oh, he's considerate for once!
Wh-What are you saying?!
What did you want him to say?
Daily Lives of High School Boys.
Student Council Room
High School Boys and Motoharu's troubles
Excuse me.
I have a favor to ask.
Then,
write down your name and address on this paper. Then tell us your request.
O-Okay!
How many has it been?
They must think we're an odd jobs shop or something.
My dog is missing...
Will you help me look for him?
This is all your fault!
Me?
You've always been like that!
You help out other people too much!
You do too, don't you?
Because that reputation got around, this is how it ended up!
You should really fix your personality!
Out in the real world, people will just take advantage of you.
Let's become people who can say "No!"
Swear you won't help people any more!
Got it?!
No.
That's not what I mean!
Hey.
I picked up a dog.
What should I do?
Oh, where did you run off to, Takurou!
Huh, what?
And that guy's no better.
G-Getting back on topic,
I want to say that we shouldn't mistake what the Student Council's job really is.
Don't ever accept another request again!
Got it?!
No.
I'll beat you up, man!
You're really loud, you know?!
Why are you laughing so hard at the dog?
I understand, Motoharu.
Let's do it like this.
That'll be 1500 yen.
That's it!
Daily Lives of High School Boys.
High School Boys and the Sure-Kill Shot
Sorry 'bout this, Hidenori.
But I really need some target practice for my sure-kill shot.
Don't sweat it.
I'm no good at sports, though, so I probably won't be much help.
No, you're really helping me out.
If I perfect this, I'll definitely be a starter on the team!
Really, you are.
You're really helping me...
What?!
How that?!
This is the technique I've spent two years perfecting,
the "Standstill Shot!"
You can't block it!
Wow, what a great shot!
But it may not be powerful enough.
R-Really?
You're right..
I went easy on him because I thought he was an amateur.
I'll go all out with the next one.
For real, okay?
This is my secret move!
How's that?!
The move I sealed because it was too unfair!
I pounded an acrylic stake into the ground beforehand,
Later he nimbly retrieves it
then I rebounded the ball off of it. That's the "Reflection Shot!"
You can't block it!
Awesome!
How did you do that?
Hey, Mitsuo!
Calm down, Mitsuo!
Channeling his frustrations,
he successfully became a starter
on the rugby team.
Sanada North High 2-A
Action-Adventure
Story
"The Path
To Heroism"
kanashii yoru ga bokura wo tsutsumu
Lonely nights begin to fill our lives
keredomo bokura mada mada yume wo miteiru
but still, still we have our dreams
sore dake de
That's all we need
sore dake de
juubun sa
sou, juubun sa
ikiteireba
If we keep living, I should be able to see you again
ikiteireba!
itsuka mata
mata
kimi ni aeru hazu sa
ohisama wa miteiru
The sun is watching
ohisama wa utau yo
The sun is singing for us
babababa rarira ba bara
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
RA
babababa rarira ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
babababa rarira ba ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
ba
BA
babababa rarira ba bara
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
RA
babababa rarira ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
babababa rarira ba ba
BA
ba
BA
RA
RI
RA
BA
ba
BA
shinjiteiru yo ohisama hitotsu
I have faith that the sun will be there for me
kimi no uchi made
on the way to your house
Girl Power
The Past
Honestly, I don't know what to make of glasses characters.
I'm not wearing them to fit into character stereotypes!
I'm wearing these because my eyes are bad!
I'll ram another stick up your **** for that!
You talking to me?!
Cooking
It's not like you've got anyone to show them off to. No point doing it anyway.
Cooking
You're one to talk.
Miss Flat Chest.
I nearly drove a corkscrew straight through your heart.
Oh, crap.
I shouldn't have said that.
I never thought you'd be worried about that sort of thing!
You stupid bitch, leave that kind of stuff to us!
Takahiro!
What?
You don't have a girlfriend right now, right?
Go out with her!
Why?
I have my studies!
Ikushima has her wrestling!
But...
Habara's got nothing! Nothing at all!
She's really cute when she smiles!
Why are you giving us money?!
I don't get it!
Can't you let me off with this?
Are you that against it?
Where are you going, Flat Chest?
Come back, Flat Chest!
Go apologize, Takahiro!
Well, uh...
back in elementary school, Habara bullied me a lot.
To be honest, I can't deal with her.
Oh yeah, Habara was a huge bully back then, wasn't she?
Oh?
All the high school boys around here
will start trembling just from hearing her name.
She was called the Archdemon of East Yada Elementary.
Back then, it took all the famous kids
from the 1st up through 4th grade to take her down.
Is she a monster?
There was that incident with Toshiyuki...
Perhaps it's better for her to leave town.
Well, no wonder she can't get a boyfriend.
Next Time
High School Boys and the Indoor Adventure
and Others
Next time:
Hidenori's older brother shows u—Wait, no one cares.
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